A picture would have been worth a thousand words

Today when I picked Jack & Kate up from daycare the director was waiting for me with an "incident report". Now typically this means one of two things, either Jack was playing "super bunny" (a Max & Ruby reference) on the playground and took a nasty tumble, or one of his classmates tried to have him for lunch... (he has two notorious biters for classmates). As of then, he had never perpetrated an incident.
I was told that Jack & two of his classmates (names withheld by the director to protect their identity) apparently decided to disrobe while out on the playground. The icing on this cake however was that they were inside one of their little clubhouses and the teachers could not be sure just how long they were naked for.
Jack of course, told me immediately that he had been "playing no-no's" on the playground with Pheonix and Reese. These were the first words out of his mouth when I saw him - apparently the guilt was just too much for him. He had to confess right away.

Now, was Jack the perpetrator? I will never know for sure, although I do know that we were late for drop off today because while I buckled Kate into her car seat, someone else had disrobed and was running naked through the house.